Archive for the ‘satan’ Category

August 3, 2009

agIsh: “Cuchi-cuchi!”

I do not believe that Charo (known only as “María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Moquiere de les Esperades Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Najosa Rasten” by her parents) is capable of aging. She either possesses a gene which stunts her growth at 40 years of age, a gene that scientists must study immediately, or she has made a deal with an evil and powerful entity. If I were a betting man, I’d bet she possesses said “mutant” gene. I swear she looked the same 15 years ago! Although I am not a betting man, I’d bet she was born looking like this.

From left to right: Charo 3 minutes after birth, at 30 years of age, present day.

May 7, 2009

chair: Untitled

ever since dw left us, we’ve been having to go on alcoholic adventures without him.
this is my pathetic attempt to make him jealous hehe.

one of the first times the dwagchair crew hung out was nye 2006. a lot of alcohol was consumed, some came back up, but overall it was a blast. we went to the same place last time dw visited but it’s crap now.

but i think we’ve found our alternative. satan beer! here’s a shot of ag’s bodyless head with a delicious goblet of maudite beer from quebec.

dw come back. we meeeees you.